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Big Fat Liar

Happy Monday! Usually, I have a stank attitude on Mondays because they can literally be the absolute worst. However, I started my new job and already love it.

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#happyhappyjoyjoy #MOOD

Let’s get it!

Hot Mess #1: Donald Trump for being a BIG FAT LIAR

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Unless you’ve been avoiding all things Trump (BTWs, I don’t blame you if you have), then you probably know that he accused President Obama of wiretapping Trump Tower during the 2016 election several weeks ago. Not only were Trump’s accusations completely unfounded, but they were also made on Twitter for the entire world to see. Although Obama appeared to be #unbothered by Trump’s childish antics, the media had a field day.

Now, after weeks of waiting for evidence of wiretapping to emerge, Americans have learned that there is no information to support Trump’s claims. Surprise…Surprise….

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Although it’s clear that Trump straight up lied on Twitter, President Obama will probably never receive an official apology from the White House. BUT, at this point, does Obama even care?  I mean, it’s quite clear who is currently winning at life and it’s definitely not the man who bathes in Cheeto dust…Not to mention, it sounds like Trump’s little Russia problem is only heating up….

Trump Russia claims: FBI’s Comey confirms investigation of election ‘interference’

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Muahahaha!

p.s. This little girl is the only one who understands my excitement on a regular basis. She is my favorite gif evaaar. lol

Okay, moving on…

Hot Mess #2: Tomi Lahren for being a fraud

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I usually try to avoid talking about Tomi because I think she’s an actual hot mess who doesn’t need any additional publicity for her television show. However, this story was just too good not to share.

Last Friday, Tomi appeared on ABC’s The View where she claimed to be “pro-choice.” The announcement came as a complete shock to Tomi’s ultraconservative supporters and network, TheBlaze. Tomi, who has openly denounced abortion in the past, told The View co-hosts that she cannot support having a limited government while also advocating for the government to interfere with a woman’s right to choose.

Personally, Tomi sounds like a huge flip-flopper to me. Even though everyone has a right to change their opinions, something just doesn’t add up. I think Tomi has always believed in abortions and other more liberal ideas, but for whatever reason, only decided to “keep it real” last week.

#Amess

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Also, it was announced today that TheBlaze temporarily suspended homegirl’s show, and I’m SO happy. All Tomi does is spew divisive rhetoric for ratings and that’s the last thing we need in today’s America.

Hot Mess #3: Anyone who laughs at Kim Kardashian’s robbery

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Yesterday, E! aired a new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which focused on Kim’s Paris robbery last fall.

Throughout the episode, viewers watch as the Kardashian family enjoys the glitz and glam of Paris fashion week before Kim’s horrific ordeal on October 3rd. During her interviews, Kim admits to thinking that her attackers were going to both rape and kill her. She then goes on to explain how she worried about her sister, Kourtney, having a “normal life” after seeing her dead body…

Though it’s now clear that Kim’s robbery was not a publicity stunt, there are still a number of people who refuse to show any compassion towards the reality star. For me, this is truly disturbing. Whether you love or hate the Kardashian family, Kim’s robbery is no laughing matter and should be taken seriously. After all, it could happen to any one of us.

Anyways, on a more positive note…

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Yeah, I posted a random cat meme just because…lol

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Yas Kim, Bye Taylor

It’s been two weeks since my last post. With all of the Black Lives Matter protests, hate crimes, and terrorism going on, I really didn’t feel like it was appropriate to blog about celebrities. I also didn’t want this blog to become a political nightmare filled with my frustrations, so alas, I waited. I waited for the perfect inspiration, and now I have it.

Let’s get it!

Hot Mess #1: Taylor Swift for being a fraud

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Last night, I watched the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Per usual, it was reality trash at its finest.

A large theme throughout the show was how the media vilified Kanye West after the release of his song “Famous” and its music video. In the song, Kanye says “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous,”  referencing the 2009 Taylor Swift drama at the VMAs.

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After the song’s release, Taylor acted ultra offended by both the lyrics and video. Luckily, we have Kim Kardashian to set the story straight. Kim stood by her man, claiming that she had recorded evidence that proved Taylor was actually aware of the song all along.

Sadly, I went straight to bed right after Keeping Up and missed the gloriousness that was Kim K.’s Snapchat. Apparently, Kim snapped several clips of Kanye talking to Taylor Swift about his song and ultimately getting her approval….Smdh

Read the full story here –> Kimye Feuds With Taylor Swift

According to TMZ, Taylor is now considering taking legal action against Kimye for the leaked video (it’s illegal to record someone in the state of California without their permission). Personally, I hope Taylor doesn’t take legal action. Legal action won’t solve anything, just make her look even worse…

Tumblr Posts That Sum Up The Kimye Taylor Swift Feud

Hot Mess #2: Tom Hiddleston for dating Taylor Swift

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Let me just say that I LOVE Tom Hiddleston, but I feel like he’s depreciating in value the longer he dates Swift. Before, he was this tall, mysterious Brit. Now, he’s just another one of Taylor’s boy toys…

I’m not sure if he’s being considered for the new James Bond role or not, but if he is, he should bail on Taylor’s messiness soon. He can also burn that t-shirt from July 4th. #gross

Hot Mess #3: Wendy Williams for her comments about HBCUs

Last week, Wendy Williams received major backlash when she denounced historically black colleges and universities (HBCUs) and the NAACP on her daytime talkshow. Like, who does that?

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Anyways…Due to her comments, Wendy lost Chevrolet as a major sponsor and had to invite TV One journalist, Roland Martin, to her show for some serious damage control.

Read the full story here –> Wendy Williams Faces Tough Critic 

I love Wendy for her big mouth and sometimes childish viewpoints, but hopefully she has learned to be a little smarter.

Stick to stories about Kimye, Wendy. Leave racial issues to the real journalists…

Hot Mess #4: Stephen Colbert for hijacking the podium at the RNC

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There’s no question that the funniest story today is the Kimye vs. Taylor Swift feud, but Stephen Colbert also provided some much needed entertainment when he crashed the Republican National Convention. Dressed in a Hunger Games inspired costume, Colbert announced, “[Donald Trump] has formed an alliance with Indiana Governor Mike Pence. It is my honor to hereby launch and begin the 2016 Republican hungry for power games.”

Watch the video here –> Colbert at RNC 

Whether you found Colbert’s joke funny or not, you have to admit that it was pretty ballsy…

 

Honestly, I just want to say that I am so grateful for the messiness this past week. Things have been a little too heavy and I’m glad that we have something funny in the media again. Thank you, Kimye. Thank you.

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Going Quackers

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, but there’s still plenty of messiness. 🙂

1) Phil Robertson for his comments in GQ.

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After expressing his beliefs on homosexuality and race relations in an interview with GQ’s Drew Magary, Robertson was suspended from his hit show Duck Dynasty on A&E.

Read the full interview here –> What The Duck?

Honestly, I think Robertson means well. He just needs to work on his delivery….

2) Anyone who made North West‘s eyebrows a big deal.

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After posting a picture of North West on Instagram, Kim Kardashian was accused of waxing the baby’s eyebrows. In the above picture, North’s eyebrows are both thick and seemingly well-groomed.

Personally, I don’t think that Kim waxed her baby’s brows. Even if she did, the story shouldn’t have been news. I mean, as long as North looks happy and healthy, who cares about a little hair removal? Not me.

p.s. North is gorgeous!

3) Justin Bieber for “joking” about retirement.

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Last week, while promoting his newest album, Journals, Bieber claimed that he would be retiring soon. Although I am not a Belieber, I must admit that I was sad to hear about Bieber’s decision. For one, the teenage singer is an absolute hot mess and provides constant news for this blog. Not to mention, he also makes some good pop songs.

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Luckily, sources close to Bieber are saying that the singer was only joking. Not cool Biebs!

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**Journals was released today! **

4) Chris Brown for just being a mess.

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Chris Brown’s probation was revoked recently over his October arrest in D.C.

With everything that has been going on with Chris Brown in recent years, it’s very clear that the singer may always need professional help. In Novemeber, Brown was ordered to participate in a 90-day program for anger management and other issues. Although it’s sad that Brown can’t get it together on his own, I’m glad that he is reportedly doing well with rehab.

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Now, let’s hope that Brown can release his next album, X, before 2015….

5) Porsha Stewart for thinking that the Underground Railroad was an actual train…

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I’m not even going to explain this one. It’s best if you read the article at People.

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There’s nothing worse than not knowing your own history…At least Porsha gave me one more thing to laugh about before Christmas…lol

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I Don’t Get It

It’s been a while since I’ve stepped inside of a WordPress blog, but I am SO glad to be back. Some of you may know my other blog, I People Watch, which was my pride and joy for 3 years. As much as I loved I People Watch, I allowed life to get in its way. That’s why I am here with a new and more refined approach to the blogging world. Instead of trying to post about all things entertainment, I am strictly focusing on those individuals that give not just me, but all of us something to talk about. That’s right. Every Monday (starting tonight even though it’s now Tuesday… lol), I will be counting down the hottest and messiest celebrities.

Let’s get it!

 

1) Chris Brown for getting arrested AGAIN.

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Over the weekend, Chris Brown was arrested in Washington, D.C. for punching a random by the name of Isaac Adams Parker in the face. Apparently, Isaac was struck after photobombing a picture that Brown was taking with a fan.

Now, I love Chris Brown and have forgiven him for his past transgressions, but I just can’t get over the stupidity he exhibits almost every week. He is ALWAYS in the news for some mess. Luckily, most of that mess has involved Twitter rants and random jabs at celebrities (I’m just going to ignore the club incident with Drake…).

Anyways, Brown is just too talented to continuously misbehave. Personally, I do not want him to serve any prison time. If he’s in jail, then who’s going to perform at the award shows??? And yes, I really just asked that question because today’s talent is oh so questionable…..

 

2) Julianne Hough for thinking she could avoid controversy.

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Julianne Hough, actress and former instructor on Dancing With The Stars, has found herself in the middle of controversy after attending a Halloween party on Saturday.  Hough, who claims to be a huge fan of Netflix’s Orange is the New Black, dressed as Crazy Eyes, a popular character from the show. Unfortunately for Hough, no one told her that blackface was unacceptable.

When I first saw Hough’s unusually brown skin, I actually thought that she was trying her hardest not to be offensive. Her “blackface” (at least in this photo) is nowhere near the color and ridiculousness of what we’ve seen throughout history. Still, it brings up a dark part of America’s past, which can only lead to serious backlash.

My friends and I have actually had a pretty good conversation about dressing up for Halloween and what should be considered appropriate. We generally agreed that there’s no real reason to ever make yourself darker when trying to be another person. I have dressed up as a number of white people and never once thought to paint my skin white…

ANYWAYS, the conversation surrounding blackface could honestly go on forever. At the end of the day, Julianne Hough should have thought twice before walking out of the house with browned skin. Because let’s be honest… If we say that Julianne Hough “can do it”, we have to also say that the idiots below can do it too.

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Side note: Anyone who thinks we are in a “post-racial” society is an absolute HOT MESS. Trust me, the world has a lot of growing up to do. We have come a very long way, but have so much further to go. Period.

3) Kim Kardashian‘s haters.

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Last week, the Internet went crazy when it was announced that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were engaged. I am actually very happy for the pair and believe that Kanye’s intensions are good (even if he decides to go off the deep end every now and then in interviews). What saddens me though is the hateration that surrounds Kim K. In the comments section of several blogs, commenters bonded over calling Kim a “talentless ho” and other names.

Even though I’m sure Kim couldn’t care less about her haters, I have decided to make a mini list as to why people should stop hating on Ms. Kardashian.

1) She’s rich.

2) She’s beautiful.

3) She stays out of trouble. We don’t see her coked out around Hollywood, smashing into parked cars like Lindsay and Amanda…

4) She’s always described by her peers as being super sweet and a true friend.

5) She’s not behind a computer leaving nasty comments because she’s actually doing something with her life.

Honestly, I don’t care that much about Kim Kardashian even though her family always finds ways to amuse me. I just don’t like when I see the negativity online for no apparent reason. Some people need to seriously CALM DOWN!  lol

4) CeeLo Green accused of sexual assault.

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Say it ain’t so CeeLo! Like seriously, I can’t have CeeLo in any kind of trouble. He’s just so lovable on NBC’s The Voice and seems like an overall good guy. Yes, he looks a little weird at times and always flirts with the female contestants, but it always seems harmless and in good fun. Sadly, you can never know what someone’s doing behind closed doors….

Fortunately for CeeLo, it looks like things are working in his favor. Due to “insufficient evidence,” it doesn’t appear that the singer will be charged with any type of assault. His only problem now is that little drug called ecstasy…

Read the full story here –> CeeLo Green Drug Charge

 

**Reflection**

Today, I more or less failed at getting this post out on time. However, I am just so incredibly happy to be blogging again and hope that everyone continues to read. Can’t wait for next Monday! 🙂