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Contra You, You, and You

At some point, I swear that I’m going to become consistent with my posting, but it may not be until I get a new job…Waaaah X-O

Let’s get it!

Hot Mess #1: Donald Trump’s campaign for being completely oblivious

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There’s always a story that brings the widest of smiles to my face. This week, it’s one of two sisters who completely trolled a Trump campaign event.

After being asked by her younger sister to attend Eric Trump’s speech in Salisbury, NC, Annie Cardelle (pictured above) was originally against the idea. Luckily for us, Annie not only decided to attend the event, but also thought of the best way possible to show her lack of enthusiasm for the entire Trump clan.

Taking a black Sharpie, Annie wrote “Latina Contra Trump” on a white t-shirt and posed with her brilliance for the rest of the evening. She and her sister even took a picture with Eric Trump, shirt fully visible.

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Honestly, I just think it’s funny that a 23 year-old got away with this. I also find it funny that not one person at the event realized what Annie’s shirt really said. #thebest

Hot Mess #2: Billy Bush for being let go from NBC

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Last Monday, Billy Bush was officially fired from NBC for his part in the video featuring Donald Trump speaking poorly about women. Like I said, I have always loved Billy, but even I cannot support such idiotic and disgusting behavior from men.

Now that he will no longer be appearing on the Today Show, Billy has started to pack up his NYC townhouse with plans to return to LA…

You know, I would say, “Poor Billy” except for the fact that he’s the first cousin of Dubya. The entire Bush clan is rich, and well, I just can’t feel THAT bad for the wealthy…#Sorry. Not to mention, everyone in LA is a hot mess and will eventually “forgive” Billy once this Trump craziness dies down. He’ll have another job on a different network in the next couple of years.

p.s. I’m also hearing that Billy settled his contract with NBC for $6-10 million. Talk about a serious punishment…

Hot Mess #3: Amy Schumer for just being a mess

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Like I always say, there’s always one.

On Friday, actress and comedian Amy Schumer decided to release her parody of Beyonce’s Formation. Formation was the lead single off of Bey’s critically acclaimed album Lemonade, which celebrates all things Black.

Although Amy’s music video was meant to be funny, there was absolutely nothing funny about it. Matter of fact, the entire video left me very much confused. From the dirty clothes being worn by Schumer and Goldie Hawn to the Native American extras, I, in the words of Vivica A. Fox, just didn’t get it…

Without question, this was one parody that fell completely flat. Try again, Amy.  Try again.

p.s. Can the younger generation please leave the legends out of their mess? Goldie Hawn is too much of a Hollywood treasure to be in this trash. Sigh.

Hot Mess #4: Bow Wow and Soulja Boy for joining forces

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Switching complete gears, let’s talk about the recent announcement that Bow Wow and Soulja Boy will be releasing a joint album titled “Ignorant Sh*t.”

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Not too long ago, Bow Wow claimed that he was retiring from music. I guess that was a complete lie seeing as though this Soulja Boy collaboration is scheduled to drop tomorrow.

Honestly, I don’t know what to think about this. The album already sounds a mess and it hasn’t even been released. For now, I’ll just try not to hate on anyone’s hustle.

Anyways, does anyone else remember this Bow Wow, Soulja Boy classic? —> Marco Polo

O-M-G, the best…lol

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Natural Hair, Do Care?

Happy Monday, everyone! As I continue to count down the days (yes, I’m already counting) until the weekend, I hope that you guys are having a much better week than me…Let’s get it!

Hot Mess #1: The Today Show for setting up my people.

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One of the biggest trending stories this week involved Youtube stylist, Deepica Mutyala, and model, Malyia McNaughton. Deepica was appearing on the Today Show to teach women at home how to style their hair effortlessly. Unfortunately for Deepica, there was nothing effortless about working with Black hair.

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On the one hand, I commend Deepica for requesting a Black model and trying to be inclusive. On the other hand, however, I think it’s a mess that she didn’t take the time to educate herself about styling Black hair before appearing on the show. I also think it’s a mess that the Today Show didn’t do a trial run with Deepica before the segment. After all, everyone knows that even “live” television can be rehearsed to perfection. Sigh..

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p.s. Two props and a bag of chips for Malyia for keeping her cool. She even smiled through the pain and embarrassment.

Hot Mess #2: Tyga for being broke and purchasing luxury vehicles.

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If you’re unfamiliar with Tyga, just know that he’s a rapper turned questionable boyfriend of Kylie Kardashian Jenner.

Since becoming a couple, Kylie and Tyga have had one rocky relationship. Regardless, of their ups and downs, however, one thing remains consistent, Tyga’s purchasing habits. Tyga has bought Kylie expensive gifts in the past, leaving the people to ask, “With what money?”

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Tyga has technically had several hits as a music artist, but none of those would enable him to afford a Maybach for his girlfriend…I guess he doesn’t mind adding himself to the list of broke rappers…

Hot Mess #3: Bow Wow for “retiring” from rap.

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Apparently, Bow Wow has officially announced that he is retiring from rap. Yay?

The rapper hasn’t had a hit in years, so it’s a little confusing why he would feel the need to retire from something that no one has associated him with in years.

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Personally, I think that Bow Wow is just going through a quarter life crisis (even though he’s technically 29). It literally is the only thing I can think of to explain his bizarre statements lately.

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Yeah…that happened…

At least Bow Wow’s recent behaviors have reminded me of his past accomplishments like growing hair longer than girls.

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Hmmm…I wonder if this hair would have been easier for Deepica to style. Curious minds want to know. lol

Hot Mess 4#: R. Kelly for just being a mess.

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Ever since I can remember, R. Kelly has been questioned about his dealings with underage girls. Remember when he married Aaliyah when she was only 15??

Anyways, the R&B singer appears to have a new girlfriend, 19-year-old  Halle Calhoun. Technically, Halle is of age, but this move definitely makes fans wonder about R. Kelly’s past.

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At least Kelly has never been caught with child pornography like Mark Salling…

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How did we not know??? #AMess 😦

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From Bieber To The Grammys

Just when I thought things were getting better in the entertainment industry, Bieber and the Grammys happened….Let’s get it!

1) Justin Bieber for getting arrested.

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Last week, Bieber finally got arrested on suspicion of drag racing and driving under the influence in Miami. Bieber is clearly out of control, and I am very grateful for his arrest. However, all of this talk about the potential deportation of the Canadian singer is making me sad. Can’t we just give him probation, throw him into rehab, and wish for the best until he messes up again???

ImageBTWs…While I’m blogging about Bieber, he’s enjoying some Panamanian sun with his new boo, Chantel Jeffries. Must be nice to just jet off after being arrested…

2) Apollo Nida for being an idiot.

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Nida, the husband of Phaedra Parks on Real Housewives of Atlanta, has been charged with identity theft.

Read the full story on TMZ here –> Apollo Nida Charged With Massive Identity Theft

I just don’t understand how someone could be SO dumb. If you watch Housewives of Atlanta, Nida has never seemed like the brightest star in the sky, but to have him do this is just a mess. As much as I don’t want this to be true (Apollo has two young sons), I don’t think there’s much of a future for the reality star…

3) Bow Wow for being the subject of rumors.

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Several days ago, rumor had it that rapper Bow Wow had been fired from BET’s 106 & Park for charging thousands of dollars in child support to a company card.

Read the full story on E! News  —> Bow Wow Has Not Been Fired From 106 and Park

As much as I wanted this rumor to be true for my own personal enjoyment (yes, I know I’m mean), it’s not. What is true, however, is that Bow Wow has had financial problems and is working as a BET host to rebuild his net worth.

After all of his success,  how is he only worth 300K?…A mess.

4) The Grammys for just being a mess.

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Am I the only one that was underwhelmed by last night’s Grammys? With the exception of a couple performances (i.e. Beyonce and Kendrick Lamar with Imagine Dragons) and some amazing red carpet looks (i.e. Colbie Caillat and Madonna), I didn’t really care for the awards show. In fact, the show has left me with a number of unanswered questions…

1) How did Robin Thicke not win a single Grammy for Blurred Lines?

2) How did Alicia Keys win a Grammy for anything?

3) How did Macklemore and Ryan Lewis beat out Kendrick Lamar in every rap category?

4) Who is Snarky Puppy?

5) Why was Katy Perry even nominated?

Sigh…I could go on forever, but I won’t because I know that in a few weeks the Oscars will confuse me just as much….

p.s. I know that Ciara made this list last week for her baby mama status, but the girl looks good!

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When I’m pregnant, I hope that I can look just as stunning. 🙂

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